Haut Boys: Self Portrait

The Haut Boys
The Audition for the Newest Art History Boy Band – The Haut Boys
Curated by Susie Xu

Durer, Self Portrait, 1498


Look at that mane of glory. His hair automatically makes him a winner. Merely glancing at his careful posture, elegant clothing, and slightly haughty side glance, this self portrait of Durer introduces himself as the perfect Renaissance man. He also seems to illustrate his high status with the attitude and the fact that he’s taller than the rolling mountains and hills in the background. So he’s elevated himself, literally and metaphorically. What a modest man.

Finally, the realism kicks in here, with almost normal body proportions. His hands aren’t overly sized, nor is his arms extraordinarily bulky. Not to mention, he’s got a great fashion sense – his hat matches perfectly with his other attire. In fact, he really likes to emphasize his aristocratic style with that engraving in the back that translates to “gentleman.” Clearly, not the most modest candidates for the audition, but nonetheless, Durer seems like a relatively plausible member for the band.

We’d like to proudly announce that the personality that screams diva will be accepted into the band.
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Durer's Self-Portrait

Durer, Durer's Self-Portrait,1500
Durer bravely painted a picture of himself resembling Christ. Seeing a painter portraying himself as Jesus was unheard of. Durer's posture fits Christ's perfectly, making no question of his motives. For Durer’s artistic detail, the dark tone gives me an uninviting feeling. 

But maybe Durer illustrated himself as an ordinary human. His fancy cloak has a tear, resembling the corruption of greed. Or the dark background implies the difference between good and bad or dark and light. Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but Durer paints a mug shot of himself as if he was convicted of murder.  

Like it or not, Durer’s self-portrait hangs in the Louvre. Is it good?...That is your decision.    

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